Family Values Law Effective November 2017
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While all eyes were on hurricane Irma & Maria, GOP lawmakers passed a bill that would put adulterers and their sex partner(s) together in jail for a minimum of 6 months.
Paula White, religious minister to President Trump and a self-proclaimed adulterer herself, praised the bill claiming it is the only way to keep her from breaking one of the ten commandments.
Pat Roberston also praised the new bill saying it will confirm the sanctity of marriage between one man and one woman.
President Trump said he loves marriage, he believes in marriage, that is why he has been married three times.
The bill is effective November 2017 and will be the new law in all the red states, and Republican registered voters in the blue states.
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