Woman found dead in home; Tupperware in custody

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A Catawba County woman has perished in her home as a result of a Tupperware massacre. Police and forensic teams have uncovered this horrible event but have no explanation of events. At first glance it seems as though the woman had hoarded the Tupperware containers against their will for so long that they ultimately turned on her. “We just wanted to be thrown away with the rest of the garbage” one Bojangles dirty rice bowl was overheard telling police. “We just flipped our lids” A tragic story but maybe a lesson for all of us to recycle and move on.

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