Genetics gone wrong.
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Chinese scientists have discovered how to not only genetically splice two species together but be able to manipulate the genes themselves.
Chinese scientist Ididsumting Wong has successfully crossbread a lion and a bumble bee (see picture). A very rare insect/mammal. These animals will now be “Produced” to aid in south China’s epidemic of constipation that has been directly related to the tension between the U.S and North Korea.
The people of the south China providence are in great fear of an all out nuclear battle between a bowl of rice and a moldy orange peel. They have been flexing their (There*) (they’re*) (Thare*) sphincter muscles to the point of full blown constipation so Chinese scientists Ifukd tup and Ididsumting Wong came up with this solution.
“Many ethical and moral grounds had been crossed” Stated Albertico lugo who is the writer of “Being Dominican and gay”
“They are all peices of shit” stated Eric ronnan. Referring to the Bee-lion hybrid. Eric ronnan is lead master mechanic at NASA.
“Aloha snack bar” stated Mohammed Sharukh in what seemed like a desperate attempt to express his white privilege. Mohammed is currently employed with the United States military as an EOD specialist.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.