Alien invasion now inevitable.
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For thirteen millennia they havr watched from thier home system of Rylar, tracking every development of humam kind and occasionally comming here to "manage" human progression. But now they say they've just had enough, and that it's time to put an end to humanities miserable existence.
"I mean, we try and cull the herd every 2000 years or so to make sure that they don't become a danger to themselves." Said Rylan Overlord (unpronouncable)
This time however they missed their window of opportunity to manage humanity, because of funding issues. Now it seems that humanity is doomed thanks to our overbearing and ignorant leaders.
Hug your family a little tighter tonight, this might be the last time you get a chance to.
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