Pete Hughes to be given ticker-tape welcome to New York
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President Trump has learned that a Briton with close ties to Scotland will be landing in New York's JFK airport this Sunday and has ordered a ticker-tape parade for the lucky tourist.
Included during the two-week visit will be a guided tour of the White House, as long as Hughes doesn't "take the knee" during his visit, along with an opportunity to bid on a contract to build a wall along our southern border.
The President is quoted as saying, "Anyone who can drink Scotland dry is OK in my book. Make America Great Again.
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