Study Reveals Unusual Path To A Speedy Recovery

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Researchers at the University of Washington have stumbled across an unexpected way for athletes to recover from extreme exertion. A study, sponsored by Gatorade, found that student athletes with pets were able to significantly decrease the amount of time between challenging workout sessions and matches. Dr. Lisa Stilwell, lead researcher, was surprised by the findings. "It was a complete accident, really. One of the research assistants noticed that the study participants with pets, specifically those who gave more treats to their furry friends, experienced fewer injuries and were able to engage in strenuous activity sooner."

Dr. Stilwell and her team intend to continue their groundbreaking research and are seeking to work with other universities and research laboratories to verify their results and determine the best treats to give pets.

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