Java ranked 1 by people who don't understand programming languages
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Oracle Java was once again today ranked the 1 programming language by people who dont code and work outside the security sector. Tesco till operator Tom Logan spoke to us and said "yeah, Java is, like, the best thing to do computer stuff in 'cos lots of people use it so it must be great!".
Adobe software - makers of the popular Flash plugin stated "We welcome this news as quite frankly it takes the focus off us for once"
Oracle software declined to comment as they were busy creating their 2nd security patch for this month.
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