TRUMP PROPOSES "SPACE WALL" TO KEEP ALIENS OUT
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In a Tweet on Friday, President Trump has allocated some $2 trillion in federal funds to begin construction of a force field at the Kuiper Belt which lies beyond the orbit of Pluto. The field is designed to stop any incoming UFOs that may contain aliens attempting to settle on Earth without documentation as to their planet of origin and their intent. "These guys are armed with antimatter rays and electron rams, they are a danger to the citizens of Earth!" The plan for the force field was drafted when it was discovered that the Pyramids were built by illegal aliens from the Pleiades cluster and are now considered a threat. "We have to do to those triangle things what they're doing to our beloved statues!" the POTUS tweeted. Trump also stated that he will get the aliens to pay for it, "even if all they can come up with is a bunch of Bitcoin."
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