New King

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At approximately 10:00 pm Sunday night an event began that may change the world forever. An event that clearly marks the coming of a new King to rule the kingdom still has a few details missing. We are still gathering information. Here are the details we have so far, we'll let you make your own assumptions.

-A 64 year old man entered his hotel room at the Mandalay Bay Resort on Thursday 9/28.

-The gunman had approximately 18 weapons and over 1000 rounds of ammunition, approximately 1137 rounds of different calibers.

-From where the shooter was located to the stage is a distance of .25 miles at exactly 45 degrees North.

-From the stage to the "Round Entrance" of the Excalibur resort is approximately .35 miles at exactly -45 degrees North.

So with the facts they way they are there is only one conclusion to draw. This entire event was a symbolic showing of a new "King" taking over "Camelot." You see the two 45 degree angles make a right angle. Taking that right angle is symbolic of Arthur taking the "right" to rule by pulling the sword from the stone. The "round entrance" of the excalibur resort is symbolic of Arthur's round table and his knights. All of Arthur's knights were given an emblem that they wore in battle. The emblem is that of a gryphon type creature sitting on the round table and holding a cross. With that round table of the emblem overlayed over the round entrance of the resort, the cross is directly over top of where the shooter was located. The date the hotel room was initially entered, 9-28 is, according to legend, Merlin's day of birth. The approximately 1137 rounds of ammunition the shooter brought with him are symbolic of the year Arthur pulled the sword, 1137.

After Arthur took over rule of the kingdom all of the strongest and most influential men took a knee to show obedience to him first. This has already begun through the NFL and the role models attempting to get the general public to take a knee to this new leadership.

The details are all there. It's undeniable. This just can't be a coincidence, there are too many things that match up perfectly.

As we continue to gather details of this event we will post all updates to this story as soon as possible. Stay tuned.

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