World's Longest Food Fight in Local Cafeteria Results in First Ever 5 Hour Long Detentions
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"We were forced to go beyond our usual behavioral actions, twenty-two additional teachers were sent down to break up the fight", says Principal Xian, of Northern Bourbonny. "I almost pulled out my meter stick, but due to fairly recent laws, it's illegal," said advanced mechanics engineer major, Mr. Dummenburg. The fight is estimated to last another three days, but hopefully police officials will be able to take control over the situation. Five time math competition 'nerd', Robert Pflaume, jokes, "The only thing stopping me from throwing this hot fish soup, is 'the chair'".
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