Self proclaimed internet superstar abducted by Extreterrestrials, claims no sexual experiments happened whatsoever
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The same soft glow as in this image was the same glow Felix had when reporters caught up with him at the Hospital. When asked what kind of experiments the Alien visitors had done to him, he seemed to snap out of his dreamlike trance, and assert rather agressively that nothing "sexual" happened. He would then curl into his blanket, and tuck into a fetal position, while rocking back and forth, sucking his thumb, and whimpering over and over again "It's not supposed to go there"
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