Aaron Judge Confirms: "Yes, I wear fake hillbilly teeth during games!"

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The young Yankees phenom, Aaron Judge has been in the sports news for numerous reasons during the course of the season. Some articles marvel at his size, athleticism, exit velocity, and strength. Other stories have written about his propensity to strikeout, including his record breaking 37 game streak of recording at least one strikeout. Hopeful Yankee beat writers draw comparisons to Jeter for Aaron Judge's work ethic, comparisons to Ruth for his ability to find the deepest part of any ballpark, and comparisons football players because, well you know, he's just BIG!

But no one expected to see Judge make news for what's in his mouth during games. Judge has a goofy grin which includes teeth recognizable across the league. recently during a post-game interview, he was asked about his signature smile. What he said next shocked the Bronx..."They aren't my real teeth." Speculation had already been made by overly meticulous fans who had already seen the hopes of their team's playoff dreams be destroyed by early April. However, most thought it was just a symptom of extreme jealousy. Today, those individuals are vindicated.

"It started as a prank in middle school," explains Judge, who is usually playing first base for the Yankees. "My buddies wanted my to go the whole season wearing a a hillbilly teeth mouth guard." Judge explained that it was statistically his best season at that point in his very young career. And so what was once a prank became a superstitious tradition. "For those wondering, yes, I wear fake hillbilly teeth during games. They are the secret to my success." It's hard to know for sure if the teeth really are the secret to Aaron's superhuman-like power. One thing is for sure, you better think twice before believing an Aaron.

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