Police hunt for Felixstowe animal molester
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Police are today appealing for information about a number of sexual attacks on cats and other household pets in the Grange Road area of Felixstowe.
A number of animals have been found in clear distress after being attacked by a man in his thirties. Eye witnesses have claimed the man is well-known around Felixstowe, but declined to name the assailant. He is described as being in his thirties, with large eyes and breath that smells like excrement.
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