42 year old man arrested for impersonating a nun
Sunday 28 February 13170 Shares
Monroe county police have arrested a 42-year-old man who impersonated a nun in order to gain entry to an area of Milan's cathedral reserved for clergy. He was found masturbating with a candlestick inserted In his anus while wearing the disguise. While in custody, he claimed that he and his room mate jokingly plotted to rape the impersonated nun while intoxicated the night before in the incident. The man claims upon learning of his roommate's intentions to actually execute the plan, he decided to "sacrifice his own a** to save hers....since she's supposed to be a virgin" our sources say this is dumb because most older virgins decide to do anal to keep their hymen in tact......pretty sure that's worse than regular sex......but technically they are virgins....but our sources are not technical and refer to them as butt sluts.