School Baseball Star Arrested For Sexually Intercourse With Family Pet!!!
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Decatur IL; Early Today In Macon County; Baseball Star At MacArthur High School Known As Andrew Michel Also Known As The Hash Dingling Slasher Was Arrested On 2 Charges Of Sexually Assaulting A Dog In Ways You Would Never Imagine. Michel Started Off by Drinking Bud Light Out Of The Family Pets Rear End & Using The Can As A Condom. Yes Ik You're Thinking Right Now This Guy Is Sick!! Michel Will Be Charged As An Adult For His Wrong Doing & Animal Abuse. Michel Was Arrested In His Macon County Home Officers Says That Michel Was Jerking His Meat To Animal Porn When They Entered The Home. Stay Tune For More News
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