Andrew Perez international terrorist seen in south Bronx
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Andrew Alexander Jackson Perez, age 18, was sighted on October 19th at approximately 11:30 pm inebriated near Yankee stadium. Perez was ranting profanity and was screaming "no more baseball" before stating "it's gonna blow next game, at 9th inning". NYPD commissioner has made a press statement. " we will set up traps and have many soldiers from the national guard, FBI, and S.W.A.T." Hopefully the team will not be victims of this pro-obesity Perez leader of Twinkies of hope. Team players are uncomfortable playing with the pressure of his threats lingering. A-Rod former Yankee said " I feel bad for what my team is going through, I'm just happy it isn't gonna be me."
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