Parker Kelley gets cut from local college team
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Parker Kelley has been cut from the local Community College basketball team. After being the star of Bristol High School back in 2016-2017, Kelley has been suspended on many cases such as theft and racial slurs. Some people even say him and Coach Mike went on “joyrides” to Lycoming to enjoy some free time. Mr.Kelley is very injury prone and does not pass the ball. He tells breakingnews365 that, “Nobody is better than me, can’t name a guard in this country who can stick me.” While rumors have it he is complete garbage at everything he does him and former loser Kevin Frank Buck plan on doing big things at Bucks County Community College. They plan on having a surprise party for all the gay fags and having a “sausage fest”. The scrub was the only cut from the team the coach has some comments to say about him, “He’s completely garbage, has a very strange nose, and never stops smiling it gets creepy.” Meanwhile Kelley says he’s beginning to create his own language inspired by Carlos Brinkley. His last words to breakingnews365 were, “Boutta hit a liwee on some burrrrrie.”
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