Sun Louisiana Woman arrested following a late night shooting over Kutas
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Caryn Loften, 41, of Sun Louisiana was arrested Thursday night following the fatal shooting of her boyfriend Aaron Vance also of Sun. Ms. Loften was quoted saying "He wouldn't let me have all the runestones. I want all the Kuta, everyone needs to stay away from my Kutas!"
This is not the first time she has threatened violence over people, real and imaginary beating her to nodes and bosses in this game. "Many roam the countrysides of Tamriel avoiding the dark lady" says one gamer. "I have always heard if you give her sacrifices of treasure maps and portable chamber pots she will pass you by that day." states another long time player.
Tragedy was never expected to reach the real world but this one woman's insatiable need for resources has left this small village gripped in fear.
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