Anti-Government Extremist Arrested for Brandishing an Assault Pistol in Grants Pass, Oregon.
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A Pacific Northwest man was arrested today for brandishing what weapons experts called an Assault handgun, in that the weapon held more than 10 rounds of ammunition and could be fired with only one finger. More ominously, experts also say the kind of ammunition is what made this arrest so terrifying. The suspect is alleged to be carrying heat-seeking ammunition.
The suspect has been identified as 37 year old American Resistance Movement member, John Parker III
Witnesses claim Mr. Parker walked into the Quicki-Mart on 7th Street and stumbled upon a strong arm robbery in progress. As the robbery suspect fled with wads of cash from the store's register, Mr. Parker drew his assault gun and ordered the suspect to get on the ground and held the suspect at gunpoint until law enforcement arrived.
One eyewitness indicated there was absolutely no reason for Mr. Parker to brandish a firearm as the suspect was unarmed and had cash in both hands. The eyewitness further indicated the store was filled with bystanders and the gun could have went off and thus causing unnecessary harm to others near by
The Robbery suspect was booked into Josephine County Jail whereas Mr. Parker was released without charge, but his firearm is being held for forensic analysis.
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