Macomb County teen wanted for 3 charges of Armed Robbery, Larceny, and Theft

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18 year old Zekyia Lyons, is wanted in connection to 3 charges in connection to a man's heart which she stole 2 years ago on October 3, 2015. 19 year old Ryan Gonzalez, recent graduate from Pontiac High school, and fairly good looking native american, asked Zekyia to Homecoming. Towards the end of the night, Zekyia drew a semi-automatic 9mm handgun onto the native american. Shouting at him "YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND? NO?! YOU DO NOW!" it's also speculated that she is connected to 3 Smurf killings in Pontiac that same night.
if you have any information on the beautiful, yet dangerous young woman. Contact this number
1-800-You Prolly Stupid
Look at the picture we used, those eyes, so evil.

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