Mystery 10 million lottery winner identified.

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The person who won the 10 million dollar Missouri lottery last weekend, but tried to keep her identity hidden, has been unveiled. After an extensive week long investigation a reporter for the Kansas City Call confirms that Alice Austin-Smith of the city correctly matched all numbers but said she didn't want her identity revealed because quote, "That's all that jackass landlord needs to hear to raise my rent again." Smith says she has no immediate plans on how she'll spend her millions but did state that she'll be coming out retirement to pay for the "ridiculous ass taxes" on her windfall. But added she still feels like "a queen."

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