Moss Bluff man arrested on multiple their charges.
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A Moss Bluff man, Jacob Boyette 27, was recently arrested following the thieft of 100s of dildos from a local adult novelty store. Also found in his possession at the time of arrest were 50 bottles of anal ease lubrication and 50 bottles of KY warming liquid lubrication. When asked why, Boyette replied, "I was gonna see how many I could take at once."
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