The Bacon Bit Caper
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A 39 year old African American woman has been sighted for stealing a 6 pack of Bacon Bits out of a hood store in Beat Herdead Tx. She told the store clerk she was going to make a salad. If there are any people that knows her whereabouts, please do not approach her. She is armed and dangerous with salad dressing. Contact Walker, Texas Ranger at 777-9311.
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.