Speeding/ Posses Up To 1/2 Ounce Or More, Indecent Conduct

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At Approximately 11:45pm Monday Night Detectives Received A Call Of Loud Noise And illegal Racing On The Intersection Of Vernon And College Street In Kinston NC. When Detectives Arrived One Suspect Jumped In His Crown Victoria And Attempted To Speed Off But Officer. Brown Pursued The Suspect With His Assigned Ford Taurus. The Suspect Was Caught Shortly After Fleeing The Scene And Was Arrested. Detectives Searched The Crown Victoria And Found 4 Small Latex Condoms And 6 Gay Porn Magazines. Detectives Found A 9mm High Point Hangun With No Clip But 1 In The Head. Also A QP Of Reggie Marijuana Was Found Under The Drivers Seat. "Preston Dudley" Is Being Held At Lenoir County Detention Center Under A 30,000 Secured Bond.

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