Schrute Farms to close its doors
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Local Bed and breakfast to close due to economic decline . In a news conference Tuesday proprietor Dwight K. Schrute blamed a steady decline in travel to the beet and breakfast on his cousin Mose poor choice in advertisement locations . Schrute claims most of the B&B money was sank into newspaper advertisements and due to the collapse of the northeastern Pennsylvania paper supply company Dunder Mifflin the paper needed to produce the ads was in short supply . This comes after the water mark snafu in which millions of sheets were water marked with an obscene picture of a well known cartoon mouse and duck preforming inappropriate acts . Truck loads of paper were recalled and the company lost sales .
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