Lukaku hands in transfer request amidst penalty kick fiasco

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Lukaku this morning handed in a transfer request according to his agent. When questioned outside his home Lukaku said I came to United because I thought it was a big club, I wanted to play and score in the champions league but since I came here I have found out that they used to be a big club but now have the same aspirations as Everton a club I left. People here are happy and proud of community shield wins,Europa and FA cup. When I was at Chelsea no one ever celebrated those trophies because they were a given. I left Chelsea because of Mourinho, he bullied me and lied to me about playing time but I came here because Pogba told me he has changed, but after last night O saw the same man again, he said I can't take the penalty because he doesn't trust me to be able to score. I want to go to a big club, one that has won the league and champions league in recent memory not a former big club.

Lukaku has gone six games without a goal after starting his Manchester United career with 11 in his first 10 appearances.

It is the striker's longest barren run for nearly 18 months, but former man United player Paul Scholes insists the 24-year-old is not entirely to blame.

He also told BT Sport: "I think if Pogba comes back he'll make a difference to the way they play.

"He links the team together and I don't think they have a good enough No. 10 at the moment and that doesn't help Lukaku either.

"Pogba will make a difference and be more positive. Lukaku is having to do a lot for himself but Pogba will make the difference. They are missing a player to knit the team together."

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