Jerry Garcia to return from the dead to make special appearance with Dead & Co. at MSG.

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It's been awhile since Jerry Garcia has played with his old friends Bob Weir, Bill Kreutzmann, & Mickey Hart - and he is making a special return to the world of the living this November to play at Madison Square Garden with Dead & Co. "Enough of this ridiculous tomfoolery with John Mayer - I need to teach that boy how to play it right." Garcia also added that he needs to kick Bob Weir's ass into gear and make him stop playing all of his songs in a dirge-like tempo, "Bobby is putting people to sleep in their seats!", said Garcia. The show is sold out - but scalpers expect to make a killing selling tickets for upwards of $1,000,000.00 dollars each. "Jerry doesn't come back from the dead every day", one scalper was quoted as saying, "so these prices have to reflect that."

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