Banjo Player Abducted By Aliens Again
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WTNH News, Nov. 3rd 2017: Indiana native John Hoyt is missing again. The Banjo playing Shelton CT resident hasn't been heard from since July. John was last seen with his good friend and band mate Frank Pergola when the the duo were arrested for disturbing the peace outside of a Target store in downtown Ansonia CT. Pergola stated that the arrest occurred when the musical duo would not honor the store manager's request for Hoyt to "tune his banjo or move along". Hoyt's family recently discovered a message in his computer where he stated he knew they were coming for him and he was frightened that he would never return. Mr. Hoyt's Banjo was later discovered in a heavily wooded area outside of a local park in Derby. In a recent phone conversation with Mr. Pergola we learned that Mr. Hoyt has a very long abduction history and that "we are praying for his safe return".
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