Raven deSilva Officially Comes Out Of The Closet
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As some rumours suggested in the past few months, It is now known that officially, 16 Year-Old Raven deSilva from Hobsonvillepoint Point Secondary School is Homosexual. As of November 6th 2017, Raven has been telling the teachers at HPSS that "A bendy ruler is still straighter than him" and that "he makes Bruce Jenner look like a straight person." He has also been telling people at the school that he was part of a "Shrek-themed Stripclub" in Auckland City back in May of this year. He apparently had to dress up as a "Gay Shrek.." His therapists and Psychologists describes Raven as a "Mentally Unstable child that should be put into a cage with nothing but a dildo and some food." Raven is now refusing to talk to any sort of Mental Illness specialists since these stories has been spread out into all Auckland so much. He is now living in his parent's basement playing his favourite game "Minecraft" with "Gay-Mods" on his Xbox. His parents describe's Raven as a "Lazy fat child." His parents are currently looking for places to put Raven up for adoption, but the places they have been too already refuses to have Raven.
Harry Hider reports.
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