Kelly seen entering a pub in Sligo...
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It has been reported that a sniper from the Army’s most elite Ranger Wing spotted ms Kelly earlier today but missed his chance to take a headshot as ms Kelly found an open door to a public house and run inside, it is not known if Kelly managed to escape through the back door at this time so local gardai backed up the the army have sealed off the area and are awaiting orders to enter the property when information on how many, if any persons were on the premises at the time ms Kelly entered,
A local from Ciara's hometown described Ciara as a mad yoke capable of anything after a few vodkas and warned that you could be waiting a while for her to come out if she is in there.
A gardai spokesperson said they are willing to wait it out for now and that if she is inside the time is on our side not hers as she can hardly handle that many drinks and is bound to fall asleep after 2 or 3 and then we will then send in Marty the Midget to get her out,
A work colleague of ciara's told us 2 or 3... i hope you mean bottles of vodka, ive seen the girl drink and she can handle alot more than i can.
We will update you further when more information comes available.......
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