Ice Fisherman Drowns in Lake Simcoe

Friday 05 March 89704 Shares

Ice Fisherman Drowns in Lake Simcoe

A Pefferlaw man has drowned after his ice hut sank in chicken bay . York Regional Police have confirmed Arlo Highbottom of Pefferlaw was found in the submerged ice hut last night at 3am along with 3 forty pounders a bag of government joints, his wife's 18' kong dildo...'apparently' for muskie fishing and his Faithful gerbil ..Dirty Ned .......witnesses confirmed they heard screams of joy coming from the lake around 10pm and phoned 911..concerned citizens were promptly told that the ice was unsafe as there is none, they will not respond as they dont want to get the three million dollars worth of equipment wet ....Fire Captan Bud 'Pyro' Lite said.....We can't just cut poker games short for this kind of stupidity..Besides it was nap time we dont want this kind of stuff cutting into our off time

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