Prolific Pork Scratching Shoplifter Jailed
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Prolific Shoplifter, Claire Lea, 33 from Towerhill, Kirkby has been wanted for numerous Pork Scratching thefts across the entire North West for the last 10 years.
She was finally caught by Cage and string, as a final attempt by the Townie’s Security Guard Steve, who was promised his job back if he finally caught the slippery, Bacon ???? fingered, Felon.
Claire was given 120 hours unpaid work with Pigs ???? and had to pay £700 compensation and £300 Court costs.
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