Wonderboy Cebhan Houshidari scores 3 for Drogheda town in Emphatic Win.
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Experienced tactician Roisin de Faoite steered Drogheda Town through an emphatic win on Sunday, thanks to wonder-boy Cebhan Houshidari.
Manchester City released the young boy earlier in the season, and it looks like he has finally broken free of the limbo he seemed to be in. Houshidari was stuck in a loop of eating more and more sweets and junk food and developing a sugar ADDICTION never before seen on earth.
However, the wonder-kids form seems to be turning around. He has clocked 12 goals in 9 games this season. But that is nothing compared to already established record time most-improved award (the Ballon d'Or of youth football) winner Shahin Houshidari who is better than his younger brother. While meanwhile Arian Houshidari made his Chelsea u21 debut at the ripe age of 7 years old! What wonderful stuff.
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