Bingo wings digs her self into a deeper hole

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It is believed bingo wings has raped mr Dennis . On Monday at around 1:15 mr Dennis was found shaken up in the science block corridor by mr Simon whyte . Mr Dennis said he was traumatized , but bingo wings claimed it to be a false accusation. It is said that bingo wings lured mr Dennis into endeavour using her fresh crispy irresistible battenberg , when mr Dennis entered the room she locked the door and head locked him in her wings then, following to strap him to a table and pour milshake on him whilst licking it off . The rest is to graphic to explain . Police raided bingo wings house for evidence and found class a lego cannabis along with multiple lego weapons including a revolver. She has been arrested on charges of rape , possession of illegal lego weapons , possession of lego cannabis , drunk and disorderly behaviour and aggravated assault .

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