Local Md man accused of being too sexy

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Local residents have complained that their vision, concentration and overall motor skills have been affected by coming across this sexy man. They are currently attempting to author a petition to either have the attractive beast move away somewhere else or at least wear a hat to hide that stunningly gorgeous hair. One resident said, “People that are that sexy belong in movies, not in everyday life.”
The man is only known as, “Ritzy-poo”

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