Rachael O’ Gowlman: making cork drugs-free since 2017
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Newly reappointed figure head of the Bawnleigh Bandits Rachael O’ Gowlman has resigned her post setting her sights on a new and very different horizon. She’s joining the war on drugs in setting up a new unit within the Garda Siochana. Inspector O’ Gowlman or Inspector “No-Clueso” as she has been nicknamed is hitting the ground running with her first drugs bust last night.
She has set the bar high and has already delivered on her annual target of 325 busts. She has put friends and family members behind bars for use of paracetamol products which she claims are a threat to the world as we know it! “She’s completely lost the plot, I had a fucking headache and she lashed handcuffs on me when I took out a packet of Panadol Actifast.” This coming from Kelven O’ Gorgeous from within his jail cell earlier this afternoon.
Inspector No-Clueso has made a name for herself throughout the entire Unit as being tough on all crime put places major emphasis on the use and selling of drugs. She is targeting casinos and nightclubs alike in her crusade on removing all forms of drugs from the streets of Cork.
On a related note the top position at the head of the Bawnleigh Bandits is again up for grabs and with Richard “Sally Handsome” Crowley out of Rehab for his gambling addiction and having been barred for life from every Casino in cork will he be the one to lead the Bandits into 2018.....
The Daily Doocey will keep you up to date on future developments.
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