Local family set to spend a few hours learning about each other for Holiday season

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After learning their son Timmy has developed arthritic thumbs from gaming devices the Tidmoth family decided to make changes.
"We decided to sit at the table where meals are served and eat together", said Raymond Tidmoth from his car phone. Mr. Tidmoth was unable to make the interview in person as he was sitting at a railway crossing in Mundelein for the previous 90 minutes.
Cindy Lou Tidmoth, age 12, claims to remember the holiday season when she was a child, but as she got older decided to just demand things and shut her bedroom door. "It's not like I need any of this crap" she added, "But they can't expect me to walk around with an Iphone 6, do they?"

Mrs. Tidmoth, a professional wine taster, says in the last few years she is beginning to realize that her family doesn't really need all the gifts for the holidays, but doesn't want to appear different to her neighbors.
"I'm not going to be that house with only 4 presents under our tree. If the kids don't like the gifts, I can always get pennies to the dollar at our neighborhood garage sale", she smiled as she she took a sip, wiping away tears. "Spoil them till they listen, RIGHT?"

As Timmy entered the room yelling at his mother, he added that he didn't really care about he holiday, he just wanted to be the next YouTube star and wanted a second Xbox, one for each hand.

Happy Holidays.

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