JASON GARRETT FIRED!!!
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With yet another lack luster season looming over his head Owner Jerry Jones finally gets rid of his puppet. In a statement he announced that he needed someone that is stern and somewhat brilliant to turn this team around. He added that the shear looks of new Coach Callahan will boost ticket sales. Coach Callahan may call on her friend and football aficionado Kyle Navarro to advise her on player / personnel. She may also add Mr Marty Casada as a point of bad advice. She's a proactive coach and will not tolerate discipline issues. She was quoted saying "I miss Tom Laundry and plan to bring his form of Coaching back to the Dallas Spotlight."
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