President Trump does victory lap at Mar A Lago, and passes out from the exertion.

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Thursday 02 December 2059 57784 Shares

After the strenuous trip on golf Cart One (Previously known as Air force One) President Trump overexerted himself driving a real golf cart at Mar A Lago by waving while cheering the money taxpayers are giving him, and fell out. The secret service men immediately wrestled the golf cart to the ground, then revived our president with an IV filled with McDonald's Big Mac Sauce and Diet Coke. When he regained consciousness he immediately blamed Obama, Muslims, and the news media for his passing out, since Dr. Feelgood examined him 18 months ago and wrote a letter saying he was in the bestest shape of any man on any planet ever. Melania was so relieved when he woke up she started cursing and crying hysterically. After a quick exam by Dr. Feelgood the doctor pronounced him "Here, ear---it's your hit".

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