The Bronx will no longer be part of NYC
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New year New me, says the biggest city in the world! State officials alongside city officials have gathered in what seems to be the most important meeting of the new month to discuss parting ways with the worst borough of the five that compose New York City. It didn't take much to finalize the decision that the Bronx will no longer be part of NYC due to the fact that nobody likes the Bronx and the worst people on the plant inhabit the Bronx. The worst drivers on the face of the planet that own motor vehicles have all somehow managed to become residents of the Bronx in the last 50 years and NYC has had enough. The time, effort and tax dollars that the city has invested in the Bronx in the last 20 years is beyond that of a medium sized country in Latin America and still the residents of this hell hole find a way to be the most ungrateful when it comes to recognizing this statistic. One Bronx resident that goes by the name of French Montana says: "You got V12, I got 12 V's" Which added absolutely no insight to this developing report and that's why it is safe to say that the city will be better off if we just close the bridges and all transportation service to keep the Bronx people from breeding outside of that borough.
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