Fake Ranger Scandal Shakes Up Wizard World
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A new scandal has destroyed the trust of Power Rangers fans throughout the Philadelphia region. On Friday, it was discovered that an imposter Green Ranger has been signing autographs at Philadelphia Wizard World, sitting in a chair supposed to be occupied by the real Green Ranger, Jason David Frank.
The “imposter Ranger,” Bernard Richards, is a sometimes comic, oftentimes prankster from the Harrisburg, Pennsylvania area. Speaking about the incident, he took it in stride. “I don’t understand why everyone was so upset,” he said. “My package looks bigger in this outside than Jason’s, and really when you’re wearing the costume, nobody is the wiser. These dorks asking for refunds and saying they were ripped off ... I mean, it was $40 for an autograph. People are paying more than that to see Jeff Fucking Dunham for Christ’s sake.”
Jason David Frank, who was busy plowing cosplayer poon while Richards was signing autographs, said he wasn’t bothered by the impersonation. “Listen, let that guy deal with these ComicCon dorks for a few minutes. Shit, I may take him on the road with me.”
Tickets to Wizard World Philadelphia start at $25 for General Admission, half the price of a Jeff Dunham seat.
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