Local Man Wanted for Questioning
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January 9, 2018
Memphis, Tennessee
Authorities are seeking local taxi cab driver and part time musician Jack Delores Eastep for questioning in regards to community complaints. Dozens of local women have accused the physically handicapped Eastep of unwanted sexual advances. Mindy Rollins, a frequent rider in Eastep''s cab, had this to say: "It's not him being crippled or super ugly, it's the constant white knighting that makes him so revolting. That and his smell, like, jesus christ, man, put on some deodorant. " Authorities stress that he hasn't committed any crimes, they just want to ask him some questions. Main among them, says Chief Grady, is "Why are you like this?" Anyone with information on this man is asked to please share it with their girlfriends, so they won't make the mistake of meeting him.
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