Breaking news from Washington post...maryland man seen on security camera sucking mr jones dick

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Police are investigating reports of a maryland man caught on a security camera apparently sucking a mans dick
A caller reported the incident on Tuesday in Brandywine MD
Police are asking anyone with information on the suspect to call 1800 invert
The construction worker who was assaulted was taking a leak when the suspect drove up in a silver gmc pickup and proceeded to suck the large black shaft
Mr jones stated that he easily took the fusealodge to the base before he realized what was happening
The suspect then tried to pull out his own shaft but security camera's should he was an invert
Police advise people in the area to wear a condom when pissing outdoors

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