Billionaire Alki David seen attempting to have intercourse with the sand on local beach
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On Tuesday February 1, 2018, billionaire Alki David was seen trying to have sexual intercourse with the sand on a popular private beach in Malibu. When the neighbors witnessed what he was doing, they were horrified.
Kids began to scream, parents became outraged. As he continued to pump himself up and down naked on the sand. A mutual friend of the billionaire came out of his house and told everyone to calm down as this is the way he rings in the first of every month.
Everyone left, Mr. David continued to push his product into the ground for the remainder of the evening.
It has been a sad day for America.
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