LIAM COAKLEY HANGS HIS BOOTS AND HANGS HIMSELF AFTER NO GAME ONCE AGAIN.
Thursday 28 October 2059 15727 Shares
Rumours have been circulating about the local Bantry Blues mans whereabouts over the last few days after he was last seen on the bench in Roscarberry, Saturday evening. Tensions regarding him playing have been high ever since he told Eddie "the wizard" Wiseman that he would "throw a fucking petrol bomb through the window of wisemans" and "fucking murder his family". Kevin Coakley was questioned regarding the whereabouts of his stingy cousin but he explained he was "too upset over remarks made by Denis "Rockefeller" Cotter to make a statement at this time". It has also been suggested he has fled to Miami to pursue his career as a singer songwriter. A full investigation is to follow.