Chris Brown On The Hunt For Shun Brisco - Says He Wants To Get Back Together
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In a statement released earlier today by singer Chris Brown, the singer/actor admitted that the secret to his turbulent relationship with his former lover is out. For years fans thought that Brown was in a relationship with singer Rhianna but sources close to Brown now admit that the singer was actually banging Midwest junglist DJ known as Shun, who is now more openly known as RuKeiffe to his close friends and fans. "The resemblance between Shun and Rhianna is remarkable," one lone time fan remarked, "especially when he takes his makeup off...wow." DJ Shun also recently came out as the long time stunt double for Flava Flav on It Take A Nation Of Millions. When asked if this was true he simply stated, "yeah boy." Shun went to admit, "I played Pookie in New Jack City too." Some fans found the recent news confusing and were shocked to have never seen the resemblance but some were not surprised at all. "I hit that too - but we broke up after he refused to pay his half of the rent," another fan and local DJ hater admitted - but he refused to give his name when asked, only quickly driving away in a blue van with stolen turn tables in the back saying that he was late for his next gig on the moon.
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