North Korean Propaganda Director Stuns Audience of Mass Execution in Fabulous Plaid Ensemble
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(Pyongyang, North Korea) - An Audience gathered to watch a mass execution of political dissidents got more than they bargained for this weekend as Kim Jong-un's sister, Kim Yo-Jong arrived dressed in a silk plaid shirt with black, pleated slacks. She had purchased the outfit at a Target when she visited South Korea for the Winter Olympic games.
Most in the audience were shocked by the bright pink of the shirt as many of them were accustomed only to flat black and gray clothing. "I've never seen anything like it," said Wi Soo Wan, the house slave charged with cleaning the blood stains in Kim Jong-Un's residence. "She is so beautiful, like a dream."
"I admit, I looked at her longer than I am usually allowed," grinned General Yo Ho Yeong above the screams of a traitor who was being ripped apart by dogs, "I hope the Supreme Leader did not notice my gaze or he might pluck my eyes from my head and feed them to Dennis Rodman."
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