School tells girls that they can't say no when asked to put out.
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This week, in celebration for Valentine's Day, school districts in Seattle, Washington, are instructing their teachers that, if a boy approaches a girl to engage in intercourse with him, girls must say yes. It doesn't matter if he is unpopular or has horrible body odor. This is because, as most teens are already sexually active, it is necessary to promote inclusivity so that the future mathematicians and potential mass murders don't have their feelings hurt. Of course, some exceptions are allowed. Lesbians and zoophiles are exempt from this rule. Another exception is that girls are allowed to submit a list of no more than 5 boys that undoubtedly disgust her. Those boys will be encouraged to find greener pastures. All girls who do not comply with this simple rule will be forced to dress in nun habits and sing "Dominique" upon demand.
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