Skippy Heck Becomes New GM of The Dallas Cowboys

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In a surprise move, The Dallas Cowboys have hired Skippy Heck as their New General Manager. Owner Jerry Jones said that there would be a 1pm News Conference on Friday to officialy introduce heck, who will oversee Club Football Operations and the upcoming 2018 Draft. Said heck, "I am excited to be the next GM of this Historic Franchise, and will do everything in my power to bring a Superbowl Champion back to Dallas." Heck's experience includes working in the Seidel Hyundai Service Department for the past 20 years. Former HOF Cowboys Quarterback Troy Aikman heralded the move, calling Heck a Talented Guru, unmatched by anyone in the business, when it comes to Football Knowledge.

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