Tribute paid to lovable junkie Freddie Needles
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Freddie Needles, aged 34, passed away peacefully last night after a violent, heroin-induced seizure. The legendary martial arts expert had suffered a fall from grace during the latter stages of his life, as it had come to light that he had indecent images of nuclear-refugee Ralph Uranium saved onto his hardrive.
Rico Stallion, a part time student/full time lover had this to say on Freddie's death: " When I heard that Freddie passed away I was shocked and hurt. So hurt in fact, that I almost stopped punching the walls of my bed room."
Rex Tyler, international man of mystery, is said to be flying out to Townhill for the funeral from his base in Liberia. He had this to say: " I just have to be there for Freddie, it's what he would have wanted. It also gives me a good opportunity to go to the Rice and Peas with Tanith."
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